"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
09/14/2020 at 13:26 • Filed to: None
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"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
09/14/2020 at 13:26 • Filed to: None | 3
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“moon roof like new”
“tires automatic”
“door locks after market sony stereo” that a complex locking process
“needs wheel beatings in front engine”
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MonkeePuzzle
> MonkeePuzzle
09/14/2020 at 13:30 |
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I assume the wheels need beating in front of the engine so the engine learns a lesson by seeing the consequences
fintail
> MonkeePuzzle
09/14/2020 at 13:32 |
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90 Altima, must be a rare protot ype using a Maxima body.
Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> MonkeePuzzle
09/14/2020 at 13:36 |
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Do the wheels at the rear engine need a beating too? I think the aft components may behave themselves better.
I guess shutting the door technically does lock the aftermarket stereo but that’s a convoluted way to think about that.
*sniffs*
There is a definite musk about this puzzle.
Dead_Elvis, Inc.
> MonkeePuzzle
09/14/2020 at 13:36 |
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WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI
> MonkeePuzzle
09/14/2020 at 13:37 |
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Well, it’s a Maxima to start with.
I owned one of that vintage. (until I rear-ended and F150)
“speed no body”
“locks after market”
“windows and door”
“stereo needs wheel”
subexpression
> MonkeePuzzle
09/14/2020 at 13:37 |
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“Let’s eat, grandma!” vs “Let’s eat grandma!”
I remember seeing ads years ago where they always said “automatic air”, which sounded like a great way to cut down o n people suffocating in their cars.
Grindintosecond
> MonkeePuzzle
09/14/2020 at 13:38 |
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> WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI
09/14/2020 at 13:44 |
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Better be careful because he might:
“ Damage moon roof like new tires”
That's no way to treat new tires, damaging them like just another moon roof.
shop-teacher
> MonkeePuzzle
09/14/2020 at 13:48 |
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So, did somebody swap in a 5-cylinder VW engine, or is the V6 just down a cylinder?
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shop-teacher
> MonkeePuzzle
09/14/2020 at 13:49 |
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Ob viously.
ttyymmnn
> MonkeePuzzle
09/14/2020 at 14:03 |
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MonkeePuzzle
> shop-teacher
09/14/2020 at 14:22 |
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so many questions.
Darkbrador
> Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
09/14/2020 at 14:31 |
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damage moon, t hough ...
Cash Rewards
> MonkeePuzzle
09/14/2020 at 14:37 |
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5 speed? No. Body damage!
Jim Spanfeller
> MonkeePuzzle
09/14/2020 at 14:39 |
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“after market Sony stereo needs wheel beatings in front” Stop wheel beatings! That’s Sony stereo abuse!
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Jim Spanfeller
> MonkeePuzzle
09/14/2020 at 14:39 |
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The wheel beatings will continue until morale improves.
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Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> Darkbrador
09/14/2020 at 14:46 |
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“no body damage moon.” Well, that’s just patently untrue.
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MonkeePuzzle
> Cash Rewards
09/14/2020 at 14:48 |
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Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
> Cash Rewards
09/14/2020 at 14:52 |
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No body damage moon.
Well that can fixed quite easily if the Apollo astronauts didn’t take of that already.
fhrblig
> Cash Rewards
09/14/2020 at 14:54 |
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Give to charity? Please, no. Presents!!!
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Cash Rewards
> MonkeePuzzle
09/14/2020 at 15:31 |
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Drain the swamp? No, n ew taxes!
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shop-teacher
> MonkeePuzzle
09/14/2020 at 16:22 |
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The world may never know.
arl
> MonkeePuzzle
09/14/2020 at 18:14 |
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Was Hitler’s proofreader the first grammar Nazi? Ho-ho, I crack me up. Dad jokes for days.
Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
> MonkeePuzzle
09/14/2020 at 19:32 |
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Clearly this is an “Altima 5" that was intended to compete with the Mazda Protege 5.
Sadly it was a short-lived model because it was so slow ... hence the “speed no”.
And the seller isn’t lying when he says “moon roof like new”. The moon roof is probably in great condition!
As for the Automatic Tires... well those are tires that just... umm... help you go down the road automatically without having to do extra shit.
Though you might wanna think twice of meeting the seller in person
because of that “beatings in front” thing he has going.